Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Family Loves May OUT NOW!

A year ago to the month we put some sauce on our meat pie – going from a “Clifford the Big Red Dog goes to the Beach” to a “Lexington Steele goes to Poon Town” type rating. To commemorate last year’s Sexpo adventure, this year we have explored the realm of kink once again… Does, your bedside table, or the Story Bridge make you think sexy thoughts? Yes? Then you’re an Objectum Sexual. Read all about it in April Loves.

Quick somebody call the PO PO – Twitter is stealing the show! As tech history dictates, social networking sites are always changing, usurped by the next biggest thing. With 2009 finding fame, Twitter is set to make Facebook look like Shannon Noll in a televised signing competition. So this month we’ve jumped onboard to teach you how to Tweet.

At Loves we always strive our hardest to introduce you to the coolest, so-hot-right-now fashion labels, and this month is no exception. Debris Blanc (a slick way of saying white trash) is firmly in our sight and will soon be on your agenda too. We spoke to DB’s owner TeeRoy to give you some insight.

And to encourage a little bit of April frivolity Loves brings you the ghosts of Aprils Fools past – learn from the best.

It doesn’t end there. There’s heap of other fun stuff in this April Loves – all you have to do is get shaky after school with our pages.

April, sees the music reigns prime.

Sneaky Sound System are set to drop by for a special Thursday show – read about what they have recently been up to in our exclusive interview.

Friday @ Family sees So You Think You Can Shuffle return for round two; our latest resident, Hektic receives a formal introduction; and Stoneface & Terminal + Mark Sherry gee up to pound punters with their hard hits.

Saturday @ Family invites you to Ministry of Sound’s Housexy night with Mobin Master + The Usual Suspects and new Progression series with Adam K, and Hook and Sling + Arno Cost; while April also sees Saturday flunked with Audiojack, Trentemoller, Tigerstripes, Prok N Fitch and Groove Terminator.

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Or check out a brand new spanking blog at:
www.familylovesmag.blogspot.com

As always send your feedback to: alice.nash@thefamily.com.au

Until May…
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

The Shit - Potter Puppets

Warning don't watch this is you're bent!

Oh, You've Been Snapped - Versus Friday @ Family 28.03.09

Homer: Oh that's it. You insulted my honour! I demand satisfaction. I challenge you to a duel!

Moe: A duel? Isn't that a little extreme? Here, here, have a free beer.

Homer: Really? But you've never given anyone a free beer.

Moe: Yeah, aint never been slapped with no duelling glove either.

Gee vs TyDi


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photocred: Dani Hunt

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Stop... Collaborate... And Listen

Ok so we are jumping on the bandwagon by posting this but it's kinda funny. Vanilla Ice is aologising for pretty much everything - the music, the clothes, the gangs (WTF?) in Virgin Mobile's publicity stunt 'Right Music Wrongs' marketing campaign.

And cause we have sweet hook ups (Thanks DJ Kandy Kane "he aint that sweet") and a reputation for interviewing the best washed-up celebs around - we get to meet the Vman himself at Tomorrow's V Fest.

In our books Vanilla has got nudda to apologise for except being the coolest white mo fo in the land - so we may just sleaze onto him instead. Keep logged onto the blog for updates.

WERD TO YOUR MOTHER!

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The Shit - Where the Wild Things Are

Inside all of us there is a Wild Thing.

What do you get when you combine Spike Jonze + Arcade Fire + Karen O + Nostalgia + Magic + Monsters + Snowballs + Scribble Font + Shouting Off A Cliff = a film scientifically designed to fuck up hipsters' shit.

from Maurice Sendak's children's picture book Where the Wild Things Are, comes Spike Jonze astounding and mould breaking film adaptation due out in Spring.

The trailer is epic.

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Thursday, March 26, 2009

The Shit - LOL Cats the Movie


She's that adorable, we hope that she never learns to read.

The Shit - Southwest Airline

It seems that SouthWest is the way to fly in the U.S.
Southwest Rap

Southwest Vanilla Ice

Southwest Christmas Special - Jingle Bells

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Loves Loves

Zefron and Boobs
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Living on the Edge
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Sunbaking in Shoes
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Hobo Gestapo - Dead Mau5
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Terry Richardson does Gossis Girl
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Disco
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Truth
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Rules
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Polkadots and Vodkashots
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Sneaky Peaky - May FL feat. Debris Blanc

May FL is almost in your grimy hands. In the wickedtime to get you shaking your kevin with excitement - here's a sneaky peaky at May's fashion piece.

Meet TeeRoy Strebe. His label Debris Blanc (shmick words for White Trash) is heavily influenced by "sex, beauty and beautiful sex".

We like him. We like his banter. He has a wicked wit. And his clothes are rad-der than a Britney Spears snatch shot.

Pick up Loves to find out more about TeeRoy and Debris Blanc.
Or head to: http://debrisblanclaboritorium.blogspot.com/ or/
http://www.myspace.com/debrisblanc

Tee

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Debris Blanc

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

One Man's Trash is Another Man's Treasure

Dumpster Chic!

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photocred: Trinixy

Monday, March 23, 2009

Oh, You've Been Snapped - Kid Kenobi + MC Shureshock Saturday @ Family 21.03.09

The Master of Ceremony had a peculiar way with words. He'd rhymed dick with chick and the crowd lost their shit. While the Kid, he played knickknack on the ones and twos. A Boy Wonder - in the league of Peter Pan.

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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Shit: A Bottle Of

Missing something in your life? Now you can buy it.

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A Bottle Of Australia’s first Naturally Positive™ Spring Water. WTF

Finally, We Know Who Done It!

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NOM NOM NOM