Political Douche: Voticus obligatorius
Accessories - Clip board filled with possibly fraudulent voter registrations. Mickey Mouse voted Obama.
Catch phrase - "Would you like to..." You will never hear the rest, because you're going to class... and you hate them.
Indie Douche: Musicus Obscurus
Accessories - Man purse
Clothes - Purchased at a thrift store
Catch Phrase - "What?! You've never heard of the (insert totally obscure band name here)?"
Frat Douche: Chugus Nattycus
Clothing - depends what the TG was that night.
Catch phrase - "It's not gay if it's hazing."
Emo Douche: Pulsicus Cortarus
Accessories - Shitty poetry
Clothing -Black. Like their souls.
Make up - Black. Like their hearts.
Hair - Black. They like black a lot.
Metro Douche: Quasius Homosexualus
Clothes - Way trendier than yours.
Accessories - Way more expensive than yours.
catch phrase - "Oh my god! That guy was totally hitting on me! It's because I dress so well
Stoner Douche: Adultswimicus amorous
Hair - dreaded or simply unwashed
Clothes - made of hemp
Accessories - A bong that costs more than all of your text books
photocred: collegehumor
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